Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team.Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket.Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? A: Because they might let down their trunks.Q. Why do elephants have four feet? A. Because lady elephants have big twats.Q: What do elephants use for tampons? A: Sheep.Q: What do elephants use for condoms? A: Snakes.Q: What do elephants use for vibrators? A: Epileptic pigmies.Q: Why do elephants have long trunks? A: 'Cos sheep don't have strings.Q: How do you know when an elephant has its period? A: There is a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing.Q: What is an elephant's sex organ? A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED!Q: What do you call any elephant who is an expert on skin disorders? A: A pachydermatologist.Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker? A: A two-ton pickup.Q: What did the female elephant say during sex? A: "Can I be on top this time?"Q: What did the elephant say to the nude man? A: Cute, but can you breathe through it?
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