My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"
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