Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"
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A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a..
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Cookie the Cat's Resolutions..
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On the steps of this church two pan..
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore..
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On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with ..
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