A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and N..
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everb..
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How do you catch a polar bear?..
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice...
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Ancient Chinese Torture..
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knock..
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The Punk and the Old Fart..
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had m..
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40 Year Old Man and Woman..
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man..
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