This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.*2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? ****Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.*3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? ****Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.*4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? ****Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.
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