University Courses For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) -Learning To Sleep Over At Mother'sEB102: We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas(Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You)EB103: How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is RightEB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed CompanyEB105: If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your MotherEB106: How To Act Younger Than Your MotherEB107: Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not NecessaryGeneral Electives:GE101: You, The Whining SexGE102: Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every WeekendGE103: Payday And Shopping Are Not SynonymousGE104: Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The MostGE105: Learning To Appreciate Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of MenHome Economics:HE101: You Can Change The Oil TooHE102: How To Properly Fill A Beer MugHE103: How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch FootballHE104: How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His SlopHE105: Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders YourselfHE106: How To Close The Garage DoorHE107: How To Close The Top On The ToothpasteHE108: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking OneHE109: Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group ActivityHE110: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")Interpersonal Relationships:IR101: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male DrunkennessIR102: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An ExplanationIR103: Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And ConversationIR104: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching "The Three Stooges"IR105: Marriage - The Number One Cause Of DivorceLife Skills:LS101: Combatting The Impulse To NagLS102: Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss AroundLS103: Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It RightLS104: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial ResponsibilityLS105: Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 HoursLS106: How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch PneumoniaLS107: Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A CrankLS108: How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By HimselfLS109: You Too Can Carry A BackpackLS110: Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin Your BrainLS111: Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops MovingLS112: How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After MenopauseLS113: How To Parallel ParkSex Education:SE101: Reasons To Give Head To Your ManSE102: How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 MinutesSE103: Fall Semester: You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep Spring Semester: It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The BedroomSE104: How To Say "Yes" More OftenSE105: How To Say "No" But Really Mean "Yes"SE106: Lingerie - The Gift That Keeps On GivingSE107: Sexual Alternatives For "That Time Of The Month" (formerly called "Any Old Port In A Storm")SE108: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
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