What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles.And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.
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