Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than that cat's tail."A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, "Just a moment! Where did you measure that cat's tail from?""From the asshole." says the bartender."Well, kindly do me the same favor."
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