37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines..
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs...what time do the..
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I live in the flat above Paddy..
A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address..
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The Perfect Day - Him and Her..
The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the..
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Do you know where you were going?..
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-w..
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Misbehaving Guide Dog..
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and w..
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