A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up and says, "Honey, I can explain!""As I was coming homefrom the golf course, I saw this poor helpless girl on the side of the road. So I gave her a ride and asked her where she was going. She said she had no where to go and hadn't eaten anything in three days. I felt so sorry for her that I brought her home and gave her something to eat.While she was eating, I noticed she had no shoes so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't use anymore. Then I noticed her clothes were worn, so I gave her one of your dresses that you don't use anymore.As she was ready to leave, she turned to me and said, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'"
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