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What is the oldest profession?..
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to ..
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For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at t..
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Bill Gates can choose his punishmen..
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill..
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A guy out on the golf course takes ..
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in thecrotch. Writhing in ..
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A parent's night before Christmas..
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools t..
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