Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up.The pharmacist said, "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am."She said, "I'm not sure, they're for my Camels," at which point he fainted.
At a jury trial with the jury consi..
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor,..
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Actual Answer from a Medical Studen..
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students...
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Where are the fingers?..
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentall..
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Is he a good dentist?..
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new ..
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Darling, she whispered after they h..
"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make lo..
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