From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You're A Bad Surgeon General10. You've got a pack of Marlboros rolled up in your lab coat sleeve.9. You never appear in public without a half-empty bottle of Bacardi rum.8. Morning, noon and night, you can be found wandering around in a hospital gown.7. Always confusing defibrillator with fry-o-lator.6. You thought "Chicago Hope" was going to be a hit.5. Your medical degree is from that correspondence school endorsed by Sally Struthers.4. Instead of flu vaccine, you recommend so-called "flu-proof socks".3. You smoke like a chimney and drink like a Kennedy.2. You spend your entire day doing the very thing you said should be taught in school.1. Your cure for heart disease: Zima.
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