How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."How do you fix a woman's watch?You don't. There's a clock on the oven.Why do men pass gas more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?A woman that won't do what she's told!
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