Mental power outages ...
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. He tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. He thought General Motors was in the army. He thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. He tripped over a cordless phone. Wrote "Taurus" where it said "sign here." He thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter..
Dear:Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under your pillow last night.While we make ever..
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More Redneck One-liners!..
You just might be a Redneck if:You've ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to you..
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A man and a woman were waiting at t..
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doi..
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If a man is bald at the front, he i..
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy...
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?..
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only ge..
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