A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By...Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Nun Attacked by Gorilla..
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I want to appeal a case..
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If Men TRULY Ruled The World!..
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Three nuns went to a cucumber stand..
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the..
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I'll have nun of that!..
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