Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: "My God, you look terrible."Dodi replies: "This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver."Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: "So you're the driver?""No, I'm Mother Theresa.
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