A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever. The sign reads "pull lever and end world". The workers decide not to pull the lever just in case.One night, a man named Nate is driving home. He is very drunk and is just about to hit the lever when he flies off of the road and explodes.The headlines in the newspaper the next day all read... "better Nate than Lever"!
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