To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.------- The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches.......Luxury Tax $30.00 8 -10...............Pole Tax $25.00 5 -8................Privilege Tax $15.00 4 -5................Nuisance Tax $3.00Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S
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