There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so he goes in this pub to ask a bar man what he has to do to become a fully fledged Alaskan.The barnabs say's "First you drink this liter of whisky, then you've got to kill a bear, and find a woman and rape her."The guy gets confused, so he asked the barman to repeat it.He comes back a week later beaten to shit."What happened to you?" said the barman."I'm nearly a fully fledged alaskan, all I gotta do now is kill a woman"!
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