Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. "Blimey," Ed said. "I've never seen one like that before!" "Like what?" Ted said. "All twisted like a pigs tail" Ed said. "Well what's yours like?" Ted said. "Well straight like normal" Ed said. "I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours" Ted said.Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants. "What did you do that for?" Ted said. "Shaking off the excess drops" Ed said. "Like normal." "Shit" Ted said. "And all these years I've been wringing it!"
More jokes
Interview with Hillary..
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of..
Full joke here
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of..
Full joke here
A company in the Foreign Legion had..
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never havi..
Full joke here
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never havi..
Full joke here
A little kid comes running into the..
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a..
Full joke here
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a..
Full joke here
You Know You're From California Whe..
You Know You're From California When...1. The fastest part of your commute is down yo..
Full joke here
You Know You're From California When...1. The fastest part of your commute is down yo..
Full joke here
Were you ever arrested?..
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ev..
Full joke here
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ev..
Full joke here