Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave at her.184. Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever.185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ? A: With a tire gauge.186. Q: How does a blonde interpret6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders? A: Because the can't even keep two calves together!191. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn their nipples.192. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.193. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem.194. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot.195. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply.196. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head.197. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!198. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !199. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.200. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
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