Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says,"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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