Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, heruns into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-FIVE dollars.She says, "What the extra five?"He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."
Some of life's truisms...
Some of life's truisms...Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support b..
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A blonde is speaking to her psychia..
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients arec..
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3 women went out drinking..
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkes..
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George W Bush meets Moses!..
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with ..
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For me, penises are a hobby.....
For me, penises are a hobby ... kinda like fishing ... The small ones you throw back,..
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