Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goesinto the back and brings out another pack. "Nah," says Johnny, "what elsedo you have?" "Well," the chemist replies, "the only other kind that Ihave are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know whatthese will do to a woman?" Little Johnny says, "No... but they'll make agoat jump about two feet off of the ground!"
A guy was in a bar, and asked for s..
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got..
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Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies -------------------------------------1. I am dam..
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When this guy heard that the Pope w..
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and bought a tuxedo ..
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The local District Judge..
The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But..
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Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors ..
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