One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway."If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter," I said to her.Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again."Here is a dollar," she said. "I wanna watch."
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