Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this." He lifts the cow's tail, and Harry sees the cow has a snatch just like a woman. Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says, "It's just not fair. Here's this farmer with a cow with a snatch like a woman, and it's worth $5000, and here I am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you're not worth shit."
More jokes
One summer evening during a violent..
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy i..
Full joke here
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy i..
Full joke here
A small boy was lost at a large sho..
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and..
Full joke here
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.He approached a uniformed policeman and..
Full joke here
Unique job interviews..
Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred l..
Full joke here
Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred l..
Full joke here
The Pearly Gates Computer..
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a comput..
Full joke here
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a comput..
Full joke here
One doc operated on a person for a ..
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls ou..
Full joke here
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls ou..
Full joke here