A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"
More jokes
Respectfully Cheating..
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wonderin..
Full joke here
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I was wonderin..
Full joke here
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary..
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to ..
Full joke here
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would be nice to ..
Full joke here
Learning Chinese terms..
Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I b..
Full joke here
Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I b..
Full joke here
With all the recent talk of cloning..
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a ve..
Full joke here
With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing.But in fact, a ve..
Full joke here
Polak Sharing Treasure..
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After..
Full joke here
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road. After..
Full joke here