An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked"Can i help you sir?"Our man said "Yes, I would like to change my name.""What is your current name?" asked the clerk."Martin Arsehole," replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said "I can see why you want achange. What would you like your new name to be?""Tim."
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