A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
More jokes
Job Interview No-No's!..
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do wors..
Full joke here
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:"You could do wors..
Full joke here
The Makers of Viagra are announcing..
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubric..
Full joke here
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubric..
Full joke here
Unsanitary conditions..
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
Playtonic relationship..
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, ..
Full joke here
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, ..
Full joke here
How many flies does it take to scre..
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea ..
Full joke here
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea ..
Full joke here