A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to." she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue." she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the "statue." Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here." he said to the 'statue.' "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
More jokes
A man eating at restaurant says to ..
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' Th..
Full joke here
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' Th..
Full joke here
Two storks on a nest, a father stor..
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and fat..
Full joke here
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and fat..
Full joke here
Different Kinds of Doctors..
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differe..
Full joke here
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differe..
Full joke here
The government cuts costs..
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. The..
Full joke here
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. The..
Full joke here
Fixing broken computers..
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer..
Full joke here
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer..
Full joke here