A man calls his wife and says to her, "Honey, I just got the chance of alifetime to go on a week-long fishing trip with my boss. Could you packup my things so that they will be ready when I get home?" "Sure, honey," hiswife answers."Oh, and could you please pack my blue silk pyjamas?" "Sure,honey," his wife answers again. The man comes home, picks up his things andtakes off for the week. He returns a week later, smiling. His wife greetshim at thefront door. "So honey, how was your fishing trip?""It was great..." the husband answers. "But you forgot to pack my bluesilk pyjamas." "No I didn't," said his wife. "They were in your tacklebox."
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