The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?""No," her husband replied."Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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