Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph: "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump outthe window my husband is home early!" Ralph looked out thewindow and said: "I can't jump out the window! It's raininglike hell out there!" Mary cried: "If my husband catches usin here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbedhis clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outsidehe found himself in the middle of a marathon race... so hestarted running along side the others -- only he was still inthe nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?" Ralph answered, while gasping for air: "Oh yes, It feels sofree having the air blow over your skin while you are running." The other runner then asked the nude man: "Do you always runcarrying your clothes on your arm?" Ralph answered breathlessly: "Oh yes, that way I can get dressedat the end of the run and get in my car to go home!" The runner then asked: "Do you always wear a condom when you run?" Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."
More jokes
His and her road trips..
HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of..
Full joke here
HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of..
Full joke here
You can blow up the tyres..
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, s..
Full joke here
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, s..
Full joke here
A man comes home from work and find..
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He a..
Full joke here
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in themirror. He a..
Full joke here
Landing at a hidden military base..
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada,..
Full joke here
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada,..
Full joke here
Children's letters to God..
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norm..
Full joke here
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norm..
Full joke here