A psychology student at a local university...
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered"When I get out of here I going to ba a tennis pro."The second patient was locked in his room throwing baseballseverywhere. When asked why he said "When I get out of here Igoing to be a professional baseball player."The student thought he was starting to get the hang of things,until he looked in on the third patient. There locked in themiddle of the room was a naked man, masturbating with a peanuton the end of his penis. The student asked, "I understand aboutthe others, but what are you going to be when you get out of here?""They're never going to let me out of here," the patientsaid "I'm f**king nuts!"
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Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. ..
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A middle manager is called into his..
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he h..
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A canadian in a Texas bar.....
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to..
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Meet the Schitt Family!..
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer ma..
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If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of..
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