Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from SanFrancisco to Washington. "For gods sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have attacked youand raped you!" "I wasn't ever in no danger at all", she said, trying to calm himdown. "As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going toWashington, because thats where they have the best treatment forsexually transmitted diseases."
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