Judy arrived home from her date...
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she threw her clothes around the bedroom without care. The next morning at breakfast, her mother asked her if she had a good time?"Oh", sighed Judy, "I had a wonderful time.""I thought as much", her mother remarked, "Your underpants are still stuck to the ceiling!"
Things men shouldn't say after sex...
Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you kn..
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Vern, are you going to take your wi..
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, in..
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What did the priest say to the nun ..
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole..
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Father, mother and son decide to go..
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set off and are seeing..
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Mom and Dad were trying to console ..
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it'..
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