Things men shouldn't say after sex...
Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"6) (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"7) (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"8) "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"9) "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."10)"Do you know what a 'douche' is?"11)"Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."12)"I want you to try some of MY deodorant."13)"I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"14)"Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"15)"I never saw a girl with hairy tits before !"16)"I've been getting these little blisters lately-------"17)"You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"18)"You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
'Twas the Night After Christmas..
'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the tr..
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If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNS..
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Jokes for the Ladies!..
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The amazing flying dog..
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks ..
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A man is walking past this house wh..
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second st..
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