Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check on him.He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he is doing,Bob replies,"I'm screwing Willy's old lady while he's awayin Chicago."
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Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had failed..
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A man walked into the bar and there..
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked ..
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Proverbs as finished by a fourth gr..
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you f..
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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!..
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRU..
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