One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask "Why do we have to learn thisstuff?""To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physicssave lives?" he persisted."It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
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