Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base'scorridor floors, and asked him,"Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"Private Duncan replied, "Sure."The Corporal turned red. He said, "That's no way to address asuperior officer! Now let's try it again. Private, do you havechange for a dollar?"Private Duncan replied, "No, SIR!"
A political man to a woman.....
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks,..
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Texan Heimlich Maneuver..
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they ..
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A woman came to the psychiatrist wo..
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night..
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A woman reported the disappearance ..
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked a..
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A canadian in a Texas bar.....
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to..
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