New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit ..
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 c..
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the c..
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Fun Things to Do in an Elevator..
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the..
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas....
Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quic..
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The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired..
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucia..
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