"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible." "If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."
More jokes
So at the funeral home, the widow i..
Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut ..
Full joke here
Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut ..
Full joke here
An attractive young girl, chaperone..
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office...
Full joke here
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor's office...
Full joke here
A guy was sitting in a bar when a s..
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke up..
Full joke here
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke up..
Full joke here
Washing Machine Is Better..
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in..
Full joke here
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in..
Full joke here
Holiday Party Festivity Levels..
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbl..
Full joke here
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbl..
Full joke here