The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained. "Now begin!"After a few minutes, one of the men stopped."Why did you stop. Smith?" demanded the officer."If you please, sir," said Smith, "I'm freewheeling for a while."
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