Police are in a chase
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."
Vern, are you going to take your wi..
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, in..
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Two poor kids were invited by a ric..
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they w..
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The grasshopper joke!..
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a gr..
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Your momma is so fat......
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a t..
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Adam & Eve make a choice!..
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you tw..
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