An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.""Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
More jokes
The young wife was in tears when sh..
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insu..
Full joke here
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insu..
Full joke here
I'm glad I'm a man..
I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt,..
Full joke here
I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt,..
Full joke here
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!..
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Hel..
Full joke here
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Hel..
Full joke here
Amish meet The Elevator..
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everythi..
Full joke here
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everythi..
Full joke here
Why women talk more than men..
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women hav..
Full joke here
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because women hav..
Full joke here