If Timex ran Christmas...
The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep on shopping.
Mick was sitting at the pub telling..
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing that happ..
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Three very tough mice..
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness...
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What is your problem?..
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that..
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I can't breathe without that..
A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to..
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A man forgot to buy turkey for Than..
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begin..
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