If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs. Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad.....
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad.....
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Heavy Thinker-like Drinker..
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now an..
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The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now an..
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Blonde quickies 41-60..
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their an..
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What a Woman Really Needs..
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage c..
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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage c..
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The lady and her house..
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, i..
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A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and hearda crash, i..
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