Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing - "yet".Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B-52...F-16...B-1...Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?A: Duck.Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?A: The bucket.Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?A: Two days.Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?A: They hate bread.Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?A: The camels can't handle it.
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