JokesGalore News Wire...
"Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire..."According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it's getting worse.Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded we have more breaking news...We are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches.Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song!Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop.Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal...stay tuned...
Food quotes and quips..
Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... Aft..
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Preventive medicine belief..
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: ..
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Hung Like An Elephant..
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have a look at an e..
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The Pope vs. the Queen..
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of peopl..
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The Night Before Christmas, Legally..
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to ..
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