Stressed out...try some of these relaxing tidbits :)1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.(This one is great to teach neices and nephews!)2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.(Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!)3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.(This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.)4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.(Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?)5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.(And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.)6. Dance naked in front of your pets.(Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.)7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong.(You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dress on your son.)8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.(Trust me...they're in there! I found 70 in just the A's!)
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Rejected Public Holidays..
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10..
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Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10..
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a grea..
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a grea..
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Humor about Irish Pubs..
(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fift..
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(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot) Fift..
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In-class Assignment for Wednesday..
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------..
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This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------..
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Living with the Wolf Man..
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" ..
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" ..
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