Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character matter YET?One More Whore And We Get GoreBill Clinton: Commander in HeatMy President Fooled Around with Your Honor StudentJail to the ChiefToday kids no longer play doctor, they play PresidentThe Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not ResponsibilityIf his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter.Save the President: Legalize PerjuryTwo terms for Clinton: the second in jailClinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father
Revocation of Independence..
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a P..
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A blonde calls the fire department ..
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to g..
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Definition of an anesthesiologist..
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain un..
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Studying the twinkies..
In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical..
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Two blondes in heaven..
One blond says to another, "how did you die"? "I froze to death," says the second. "T..
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